What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 05:42

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : Sure.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : I'm 24.
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : No
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I don't drink
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Will Canadians still buy American products?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Tea ?
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Because it's month of August.